Sure! Here are the funny friendship quotes for the first category

Posted by Simpli Happy on August 30, 2024

Sure! Here are the funny friendship quotes for the first category:

Light-hearted Teasing:

  • "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
  • "You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang."
  • "Friendship is finding that special someone you can enjoy being a dumbass with."
  • "We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much."
  • "A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked."
  • "Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."
  • "You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food."
  • "A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body."
  • "Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support."
  • "True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically."

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Shared Experiences:

  • "We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence."
  • "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’"
  • "A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them."
  • "We've shared so many memories, we should probably write a book—though we'd have to label it as fiction."
  • "Good times and crazy friends make the best memories."
  • "We go together like drunk and disorderly."
  • "You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you."
  • "Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up late? Now we just want to sleep."
  • "Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face."
  • "We’ve done so many things together, I’m sure we have our picture on a 'No Entry' board somewhere."

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Loyalty and Support:

  • "A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them."
  • "Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they’re always there."
  • "A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body."
  • "Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas."
  • "We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
  • "Friends are therapists you can drink with."
  • "Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life."
  • "A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad."
  • "Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans."
  • "A good friend will care for you when you're rejected by a crush. A best friend will go out with an embarrassing loud bang to cheer you up."

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Opposites and Differences:

  • "We will always be friends until we’re too old to remember where we buried the bodies."
  • "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
  • "She’s the Monica to my Rachel, the peanut butter to my jelly."
  • "I love that our texts are completely nonsensical yet we understand each other perfectly."
  • "God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters."
  • "Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway."
  • "True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together."
  • "We’re like a really small gang."
  • "You may be a complete nutcase, but you’re my nutcase."
  • "Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can't pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while."

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Sarcasm and Wit:

  • "Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
  • "Friends are people who know you really well and still like you."
  • "I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship."
  • "Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them."
  • "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. If not, leave a message."
  • "If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything."
  • "We’re just like a really small gang."
  • "It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
  • "Friends are the ones who share your sense of humor. Otherwise, they wish you do."
  • "There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."

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Inside Jokes:

  • "Best friends: ready to bail you out of jail at 3 AM, or be sitting beside you in the cell saying, 'That was fun!'"
  • "No one will ever be as entertained by us as us."
  • "That awkward moment when you’re talking to someone and you both start smiling because you’re thinking of something totally different."
  • "You know you’re best friends when you both hate the same person."
  • "We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence."
  • "A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes the smile on your face."
  • "Our inside jokes – too many, our craziness – not enough."
  • "If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real."
  • "Best friends are the people you can do anything with and nothing with and still have the best time."
  • "You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang."

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Craziness in Friendship:

  • "I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship."
  • "Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone."
  • "Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
  • "You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps."
  • "We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
  • "A friend will calm you down when you’re angry, but a best friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing 'Someone’s gonna get it.'"
  • "We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… then we’ll be new friends."
  • "We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence."
  • "Our craziness made us friends, our insanity keeps us together."
  • "Friends are like stars; you don’t always see them but you know they’re always there."

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Food and Friendship:

  • "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
  • "We’ll always be friends because you match my level of crazy when it comes to snacks."
  • "You are the avocado to my toast."
  • "If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket, I would miss you so much."
  • "There’s no we in fries. But if you want to share mine, I’ll let you."
  • "Best friends are the ones who can manage to eat and talk at the same time."
  • "You had me at ‘let’s go get food.'"
  • "We’re friends until the end. Or until you eat my fries."
  • "You and I are like a fat kid and cake—meant to be together."
  • "Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but true friends stick with you like an octopus on your face."

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Unconditional Understanding:

  • "A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself."
  • "You’re like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
  • "Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."
  • "True friends are like diamonds—bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style."
  • "A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you."
  • "I’m so glad friends don’t come with price tags. I could never afford the wonderful friends I’ve got."
  • "A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again."
  • "Friends who understand your mood swings are priceless."
  • "No friendship is an accident."
  • "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

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